What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:15
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Quo perferendis neque at temporibus pariatur quis.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.